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Wednesday, July 27

Yummy

I'm not really hot... but I'm
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YUMMY!
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parang Nescafe 3-in-1 Brown and Creamy lang... (insert commercial ni Coco Martin)

Hanubeh?! Kala nyo ako yan?! Ang masasabi ko lang, I'm neither hot nor yummy... Bow!

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Just the other day, I was talking to this friend of mine who is swingin' it both ways... Yes, dear readers, siya na... siya na talaga!! Best of both worlds ang drama ni friend… For the past 2 years, he's been with a guy, then a girl, then a girl again, and now with a guy... Mind you, relationships 'to ah... Hindi 'to FBs lang... ganyan. :P

Anyway, highway, freeway, subway, Gateway, ayun... open relationship daw siya with this new guy... Open, sa side nya... And I'm like, "What?! Does he know about it?"

Bigla kong naalala ang epitome ng modern day relationships na sila Eon & Jerron (may ganyang factor??!) According to Eon, and I quote: "No matter how many hot guys we meet, date, have sex with, and have pseudo-relationships with, and how many gorgeous, easy to fall for, guy try to break us apart, we continue to choose each other, that my friend is faithfulness." 

So sabi ko kay friend, to talk about it with his beau... I mean, wala namang masama if they'd talk about stuff like this. They talked naman daw.. Pumayag naman si beau niya.. Ang kaso mo, mabait si beau... He allowed my friend to play around, pero si beau... behaved!! NKKLK!

See our convo below:

Nate: with whom?
itchy_friend: Sa side ko open lol
Nate: ah..
Nate: tangina mo!
Nate: kala mo kung sino kang hot!!
Nate: :P
Nate: :))
itchy_friend: Hahaha
itchy_friend: Ay bad!
itchy_friend: Di naman ako hot
itchy_friend: Yummy lang
Nate: grr...
Nate: :P
Nate: so, who's the pathetic guy?
itchy_friend: Si beau..
Nate: oh.. so you're exclusive.. sa side nya..
Nate: pero you're foolin' around sa side mo
Nate: spell complicated?
Nate: YOU ALREADY!!
Nate: :P
itchy_friend: Exclusive naman kami pag and2 sya
itchy_friend: I just played pag wala sya
Nate: that's tricky, friend..
Nate: why don't you talk it over..
Nate: fo' sho' he has his fair share of flings too, on his side..
Nate: mas ok siguro, if pag-usapan nyo na open relationship kayo..
Nate: i mean, you're exclusive.. coz you are boyfriends..
Nate: pro pag itch na.. ganyan.. kanya kanyang diskarte sa pagpapakamot..
itchy_friend: Open naman kami preho choice lang nya na hindi lumandi
Nate: ah..
Nate: lugi sya..
Nate: papuntahin nga dito yan..
Nate: hahambalusin ko lang ng chair.. ganyan..
Nate: :P
itchy_friend: Uu lugi sya dami ko taga kamot
itchy_friend: Nasa bahay nya sya..
Nate: hais.. sex is fun, yes.. but.. what if.. you accidentally fell for someone who, at first, you thought to be just someone to play with?
Nate: tsk!
itchy_friend: Dun ulit ako matutulog mamaya
itchy_friend: Sorry Nate, i dont play with my food
Nate: oh.. ok..
Nate: easier said than done, friend..
Nate: let's see..
Nate: you'll realize, friend.. i'm mostly right..
Nate: :P
itchy_friend: Hahaha. Dont worry wala pang nangyayaring ganun.
Nate: yah..
itchy_friend: Meron ako reg fubu, pero wala naman emo attachment
Nate: let's see..
itchy_friend: And dont you ever pray na i'd fall cause that won’t happen

Be careful, friend! Ang masasabi ko dyan, “Sige lang… go and have fun!” 

But when it does happen, don't go running to me, crying, saying "I didn't tell you so..."

I did warn you.

11 comments:

^travis said...

i'm still confused with the dynamics of this open relationship thing.

the green breaker said...

lol. hindi naman ako makarelate sa kakatihan ni friend. may puno ata ng acacia sa loob ng bahay niya at namamantal na siya sa dami ng higad! haha. di naman ako ganyan DATI. lolz nakakainsecure siya! hahaha. at sino ang hindi maloloka sa "Sa side ko lang" putakte inamin talaga. Hmp.

I admire his honesty but I pity his ignorance.

eon said...

is your friend ready just in case beau decides to make landi na rin and open the relationship on both sides? baka naman natutuwa siya sa setup na yan kasi siya ang lamang. pano pag dehado na sya?

:)

Leo said...

gusto kong i-flying kick si itchy friend mo. ang bad lang. sana alam niya ung word na karma, ang taas pa naman ng infection rate ng HIV sa mga PLUs ngayon. i hope he doesn't get one, kaya magbago na siya. please tell him.

kalurky.

Nate said...

@travis: well, open relationships has its pros and cons.. ayun.. siguro, it takes a lot of understanding from both sides to make it work..

@joe: hahaha! pariringgan sana kita d2 sa post 'to.. gawa ng hilig mo sa "pagtambay".. pero yun nga.. talo ka ni friend ko.. ahahaha! nag-walkout ang mga higad sa kanya.. siya na!! bigyan ko kaya ng 1 box ng antihistamine.. watchathink? :P

@eon: yun nga eh.. i think ok si friend dhil pabor sa kanya.. beau is a catch.. a good catch.. the kind of guy you'd wanna keep.. kaya nga, i doubt if beau would play around.. iba upbringing nya eh.. ewan ko ba kay friend.. hais!

@leo: hahaha! go! i'm giving you permission.. ahahaha! iba ang confidence level ni friend eh.. sa kanilang dlwa, beau is better in most aspects.. pero parang he can afford to lose beau.. tsk! tsaka yun nga, i asked him if he uses protection.. sabi ko nga, "just to make sure, have your fubus checked.. mahirap na.." good luck sa kanya..

Ms. Chuniverse said...

Hindi ako maka-relate. I am so faithful kaya. char. :)

Nate said...

@hrh queen chuni: defensive much, madam?? lol! :P

Désolé Boy said...

I'm all good for this "open relation" thingy but since I haven't got any, I hope my first won't be that kind, hehe.

Nate said...

@deebee: *high five!* :P

Char Char said...

new to your site. hehe.

at dito talaga ako napunta. Char! Kati ni friend. Itchy to the itch. Can relate kay beau. Kalorka. HAHA! Char.

Nate said...

@char char: hello! thank you for taking time to read my post and leaving comments.. read on!! :)

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